Ever read code so bad that it might as well be written in Klingon?
Well, somebody went and made a programming language in it.
0 lI'moH A cher (* store the first two numbers as A and B *) 1 lI'moH B cher A cha' B cha' (* print the first two numbers *) 18 { (* repeat 18 times *) A B boq (* push the sum of A and B *) latlh (* duplicate the result *) cha' (* print the new number *) B "A" cher (* store B in A *) "B" cher (* store the new number in B *) } vangqa' (* end repeat *)
Don't look at me, I'm not debugging this crap.
Oh my god LOL!
ReplyDeleteWho needs C++ when you've got this??
Stuff people do when they have too much time!
ReplyDelete*facepalms*
ReplyDeletehaha that forehead of the guy in the picture
ReplyDeletemy uncle is going to LOVE this!
ReplyDeletecan't wait to show him your blog!
Sorry, but ALL programming kind of looks like an alien language! I have such a small grasp of what it all means!
ReplyDeleteGarage Zoku
Is there a Klingon word for loneliness? Ah yes...gardaaaak!
ReplyDeleteThat's insane. It's so geeky, I love it.
ReplyDeleteThis post is a nerd-gasm.
ReplyDeleteIf you listen to the language closely, it sounds like a bunch of coughs and spits.
ReplyDeleteLOL, Trek coder!
ReplyDeleteYou'd need a bat'leth to cut through that shit! Yes, I'm a nerd.
ReplyDeleteHaha, that is awesome! People are weird, though :D
ReplyDeletehope to learn something about programming on university,now they all seem like Klingon to me :)
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I wonder... could you actually make anything decent in it?
ReplyDelete*claps* that is all
ReplyDeleteYou shit me not indeeed, musta took a lot of effort
ReplyDeletethis language is creepy :/
ReplyDeleteheheh... nice
ReplyDeleteSorry OP, I prefer LOLcode :D
ReplyDeleteoh my, terrible! *following*
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this is efficient!
ReplyDeletemuch better then java or c++ xD
ReplyDeletesome people have to much time on their hand
ReplyDeleteGood read, keep it up.
ReplyDeletethat is insanely brilliant and quite possibly the geekiest thing I have ever seen bravo
ReplyDeletemy brain is exploding from the nerd overload. Following
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ReplyDeleteNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo... they should teach a klingon course at all universities
ReplyDeleteLolololololol
ReplyDeleteis it based on pascal, looks very similar to pascal only with clingon instead of english
ReplyDeleteWhat is the point of this...I just don't understand. Sounds like a colossal waste of time.
ReplyDeletelol nice
ReplyDeletewow that's incredible. how nerdy do you have to be for that lollol
ReplyDeleteawesome
ReplyDeleteHaha, love it.
ReplyDeleteHaha! I can't wait to read the rest of this while drinking my blood wine!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA nice work bro xD
ReplyDeleteLOLcode. Next they will just have cats walk across the keyboard to code.
ReplyDeleteIma stick with python.
lol, thats just torture... we have a hell of a time debugging shit in english XD
ReplyDeleteHaa, nice and easy, can't wait for this to take off. Or not!
ReplyDeletewhy should clingons need to programm? seems to me as if jesus would send post cart to his father to communicate
ReplyDeleteseems very intuitive haha
ReplyDeleteHow is a programming language created? I never understood that.
ReplyDeleteKind of reminds me of the Klingon Dictionary I still have around here somewhere... in my nerdier moments I need to dig that up and start learning the language again :D
ReplyDeleteYou make languages with a parser generator such as Bison. I made one myself.
ReplyDeleteThis is... well, it just makes me mad!
ReplyDeleteWay beyond me man.
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of brainfuck which was made to purposefully be convulted. I don't really see the point to these as it takes a fair amount of time to come up with a language no one will ever use because it's not practical but hey it's unique for sure!
ReplyDeleteahahaha, this is great.
ReplyDeleteAss clowns
ReplyDeletelold thaha
ReplyDeletethat must've hurt
ReplyDeletegreat stuff following with interest ;)
ReplyDeletelol wut
ReplyDeleteawesome
i loved this, and i can't speak klingon nor i'm a programmer.
ReplyDeletei'll follow your blog
talking in code is just pure awesome
ReplyDeletethats hilarioussss
ReplyDeletemy mind has officially been blown. You know though... if you write in this for your company they can never fire you.
ReplyDeleteI wish I could get my head around all this techy stuff.
ReplyDeletehahaha who the hell could use this xD
ReplyDeletelikes this.
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